I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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