it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize