He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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