operation have a gay friend backfired
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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