If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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