Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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