i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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