Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize