We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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