This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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