Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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