i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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