my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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