It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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