how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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