i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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