she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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