I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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