I'm jealous of your bromance
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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