I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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