the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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