Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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