Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Houston, we have a blender
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize
