Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Randomize
