How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
