found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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