We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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