whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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