Moan for me like Helen Keller
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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