Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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