you win again, gameday.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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