It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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