your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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