His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Randomize