Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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