This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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