But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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