He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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