the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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