I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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