But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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