My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
