doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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