how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
