You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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