The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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