You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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