One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
dude. I can hear the air.
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