Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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