Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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