Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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