Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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